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DUDEMAN lands in the room below. There are four doorways here, but two of them are currently blocked by SOLID ? BLOCKS. DUDEMAN briefly considers waiting for reader input on which direction to go, but ends up instead going through the east doorway without being told to do so.
This is an oblong room with no visible exits at this time. There is a pressed ? SWITCH in here. Oh yeah and also there is a monster or something? That might be a problem.
DUDEMAN is now faced with two dilemmas. He can only tackle one of them at a time. Which one should he try to handle first, dealing with the monster or un-pressing that ? SWITCH?
LOADING ROOM: THE CROSSROADS
Yep, that’s certainly an off-center loading bar, alright. DUDEMAN briefly considers developing OCD just so he can have access to the COMPLAINT BREAK! activation opportunity right here, but gets distracted by the amazing, high-quality animation on that loading action. Damn, that’s fresh.
>Man, the cup-mecha is still standing on the trap door. How about you do something bout that, like stare at it for a while and awkwardly comment on how it would be nice if you would move cup.
DUDEMAN attempts to ogle the mecha in a way that tells it to move without being too rude. DUDEMAN also mumbles a few things about how it would be nice to go through that door, maybe see what’s under it.
However, it seems that the CUPMECHA has already moved. DUDEMAN thinks it may have gone down, through the floor. Maybe that’s what happened there. Was it, perhaps, quantum decompiled…?
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HOLY CRAP IT’S A CUP MECHA.
The cup seems to have lost its CRUSHED status, grown to enormous proportions, merged with the dalek, and grown mecha parts. It is now a FIRST-STAGE QUANTUM DECOMPILER, with an upgrade path leading to the fabled ULTRA-LEVEL QUANTUM DECOMPILER FINAL. Other information currently unknown.
>SCROLL THROUGH MECHA TYPES, QUICKLY!
Uh…. There’s a lot here, and DUDEMAN doesn’t have the attention span to read them all. Instead…
He just chooses a random one from the list.
After he clicks “YES”, there is a strange sound.
(Epilepsy warning, I guess.)
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>Dudeman! Check your computer!
CUPMECHA.EXE has prompted DUDEMAN to choose whether or not to run cupconvert.JAR. First, however, he must choose what a mecha type.
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>Realize Christmas happened on a faster timeline in a world outside of yours where you are a comic.
DUDEMAN is not quite sure exactly what you’re talking about.
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Cups, mechas, daleks, and executable files—DUDEMAN is quite confused, and he doesn’t know what to do. Got any suggestions?
>Adorn the dalek with the crushed cup as a hat.
DUDEMAN thinks the dalek looks pretty spiff like this. CUPMECHA.EXE is going crazy over there.
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>Dance party the night away, yo
(Epilepsy warning)
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This face is just hilarious for some reason.
>click on that exe man!
Apparently this has something to do with cups and mechas. Available mecha types for a LEVEL 85 CRUSHED CUP include S-TYPE MOVEMENT DROID, QUANTUM DECOMPILER, N-TYPE FLUMMOXER, N-TYPE ARBITOR, ULTRA LEVEL WARMECH, and many others. This is all just nonsense to DUDEMAN.
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>STOP GETTING DISTRACTED AND PUSH THE DALEK AROUND SOME MORE TILL SHIT GETS REAL
DUDEMAN pushes the dalek some more. Another light turns on. There is now a small noise coming from inside, a small humming noise like something is vibrating in there.
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What should DUDEMAN do now?
